Today I stood in line at my local grocery store. You know when you're standing in line and there all those magazines in racks everywhere?

 

Well yea, okay, I swear to God dude I saw Britney Spear's name like a million times. Everywhere in bold print was just 'BRITNEY'S SECRET PLASTIC SURGERY ADDICTION' and 'BRITNEY'S LOSING ALL HER FRIENDS' and 'BRITNEY'S DEMENTED PAST' so on and so forth.

 

I mean my gosh people, has it ever occured to you that maybe shes going crazy because you keep following her around in mobs taking pictures of her?

 

I don't particularly like Britney, or her music, nor do I care what she does. But I do care when society goes ignorant on me. I wouldn't be very surprised if fewer and fewer little girls stopped aspiring to be big pop stars because you guys keep posting this shit everywhere, showing them what pop star life is like nowadays.

 

Like fuck, maybe Lindsay Lohan wouldn't get into so many car accidents if you fuckers would stop jumping in front of her car when shes trying to drive.

 

And then you go out and print this shit and make it sound like theyre the crazy, detemented addicts.

 

For real, lets follow you and your family AND your personal life around while we take pictures and grab at you every single minute and second of your life and see how you feel.

 

Either way, Britney would still have more money than you do. =)