Girls can have hour long orgasms, but you must be damn good.
Hamsters are really, really useless.
Hugh Laurie can disguise his heavy ass accent really well, when I heard him speak I was just like HOLY %^$$*^
The sexual position of 69 is kind of like a see-saw, extremely hard consentrate on pleasuring someone while theyre
pleasuring you isnt it? Just wait your turn!
Mugglenet.Com has become flat out corrupt. While they used to post every mention of Harry Potter bad or good on
their site, now they ignore everything that puts JKR and whatnot in a bad light, no matter how true or big it is. Seriously
Emmerson, thats stupid.
Myspace.com is just so people can show off how many friends they have and how popular they are, and show off their
comments to the world and be all like "LOOK PEOPLE LOVE ME!!! I SWEAR ITS TRUE!!! READ THE COMMENTS!!! PEOPLE SEND ME HEARTS!!!"
Right. And don't give me that "its useful for communicating with friends crap", you have telephones, cellphones, text messaging,
email, AIM, MSN, Yahoo Messenger, how is that not enough???? Since when is it nessecary for people to see your black and white
altered photo when you talk to them? Myspace is only useful for vanity and people that wanna snoop into other peoples
business so they can create drama for themselves. Oh, and shameless self-promotion too.
Websites like jewwatch.com. Okay, wtf. THE HOLOCAUST FRICKIN HAPPENED PEOPLE! STOP FRICIKIN
SAYING IT DIDNT! IT HAPPENED! WE HAVE VIDEO EVIDENCE! WHY THE FUCK SHOULD ANYONE EVEN BE SO PROUD OR STUPID AS TO DENY IT?!
IT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!! ITS A HUGE EVENT IN HISTORY!! I mean c'mon thats like telling me that The Beatles were a myth.
NO HARRY POTTER MUSICAL! There I said it, I think its just stupid ridiculous idea that will
turn Harry Potter into a joke. You already have a fucking theme park, seriously.
Emo really is becoming just this annoying, annoying fad. The term emo only became known in
the mainstream like three or so years ago, before then, when we saw people cutting themselves, we assume they need help.
But I guess thats just old fashioned thinking. But its come to the point where people have even lost the meaning of emo,
I mean now a days its "that guy has his hair over his face, he must be emo" "you wear black all the time, that is so emo"
and like a bunch of people didnt like Spiderman 3 because it too was supposedly "emo" and for what reason? The kids say,
"because he had his hair over his face." -.-
STOP BITCHING ABOUT AMERICA JUST BECAUSE GREEN DAY CAME OUT WITH THAT STUPID AMERICAN IDIOT
ALBUM! IF YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH, WHY ARE YOU HERE???? Gosh. Go be a communist or move to a third world country or
some shit, Americas not gonna miss you either.
Out of the thousands of people that say they hate President Bush, very few of them state actual
reasons. Besides the reason that they saw it on their friend's myspace.
Oh my gawd. Okay, I'm sorry but I just hate Cameron from House. No wait, I'm not sorry. For
three fucking seasons we've dealt with her "does she love the hot guy thats after her? or does she love the drug addicted
jerk that treats her like fucking crap?" issue. And you know what? After three seasons of her having total faith in a guy
thats not even a good friend, let alone lover ( i.e. he faked brain cancer and made her think he was dying so he could obtain
drugs, he fucked over his best friend, he stole meds from dead people, he shoved it in her face that he was sleeping with
his ex wife, he gossiped about her, he didn't give a crap when she was at risk of contracting HIV, he killed abunch of people
because he was knowledge crazy, he didn't care at all when she got nearly strangled to death like he didn't
even spare an "are you okay?") she finally decides to get with the guy that actually likes her, is around
her age, and is twenty times more attractive than House could ever DREAM to be. And yet. New season starts, and guess
what? Despite the fact that her and hot guy (Chase, if you haven't caught on by now) are not only together,
but ENGAGED, WE'RE STILL GOIN THROUGH THE SAME CRAP!!! WHAT THE HELL?? Someone just tell me, why is Chase still
with her when she is BLANTANTLY pronouncing her love for another man on a constant basis? I mean, does he pity her, or is
he just that pathetic? Ugh. Its not that I don't like House, I think hes an excellent mad scientist, for good ness sake
will someone PLEASE just SHUT CAMERON UP???????
So, has it become a sudden law to put this: '<3' by your name every time you leave someone
a message? Do you think it makes you sound cute/sexy? Its a fucking '<' symbol, and the number 3. Okay? And seriously,
its not like you "heart" every single person you email/leave comments to. You're the kind of people that abused the phrase
"I Love You" until it didn't mean shit.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I'm hungry.
Sweeney Todd was actually pretty good, despite Tim Burtons constant attempts to put a Nightmare Before Christmas
like theme in like, ALL of his movies. Cabin Fever was still better though. Go watch it!
See below, Miley Cyrus's shocking photo scandal! Its worst than porn! Its worse than abortion! Its making headline
news! ...You people need to get your minds out of the gutter for real:
its liqourish in the 2nd photo that theyre sharing
Oh my virgin eyes.
The picture displayed above has caused many news articles to be written about "Mileys Photo Scandal". Wow. How
is this actually news? You should see the "scandals" I come up with when I have sleepovers with girls.
OMG for the last time, stop trying to make news out of every fucking thing Miley Cyrus does. She is a teenager
being a fucking teenager just like everyone else, and shes no more of a whore than you are. Shut the fuck up.
Is it just me, or is every fucking song out in the mainstream these days all about love? Its either about being
in love, or being upset at love or yatta yatta about love. I'm sorry, did the world run out of other subjects?
